The month — and the quarter — are coming to an end. So this may be a stressful time for your commission management team. Luckily, International Joke Day is coming up so to help everyone blow off a little steam, we’ve pulled together another installment of: The Best Sales Commission Jokes!

If you find that you need something more than a few jokes to keep your team motivated, consider commission software. Core Commissions can cut a commission administrator’s workload by 85 percent. Take a closer look at what we can do for you here. In the meantime, enjoy a few jokes. (If you haven’t already, check out part one of our Best Sales Commission Jokes.)

A commission administrator stands in front of a chalkboard covered in commission calculations.

Laughter is the second best incentive to keep your commission managers motivated.

Sales Commission Jokes

A young man is reaching the end of a job interview for an entry-level sales position.
The sales manager concludes by asking: “And what starting salary were you looking for?”
The applicant replies: “$130K base would be fine.
The sales manager says: “And what would you say to a Christmas bonus, un-capped commissions, free gym membership, a generous superannuation plan, a fully maintained company car, and perhaps your own personal secretary?”
The young man sits up and says: “Wow! Are you joking?”
The sales manager responds: “YES, but you started it!”

Did you hear about the traveling pasta salesman?
His commission was pennes on the dollar.

There are 3 types of commission administrators. 
Those who can count and those who can’t.

A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for a commission administrator
Her friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire a commission administrator a short while ago?”
The business owner replies, “That’s the commission administrator I’ve been searching for.”

A salesperson was fired from their job selling amplifiers. 
They didn’t achieve the sufficient volume of sales.

What do you call a commission administrator without a spreadsheet
A Core Commissions administrator!

Let’s keep your commission management team happy all year long. Drop us a line for more info or we can schedule a free demo for you. Once you find out how well Core Commissions can handle your complex commission plans, it might make you giggle with glee!