Best Sales Commission Jokes, Part Two

by | Jun 29, 2021

Gears work spin together, representing the complexity of using commission spreadsheets

The month — and the quarter — are coming to an end. So this may be a stressful time for your commission management team. Luckily, International Joke Day is coming up so to help everyone blow off a little steam, we’ve pulled together another installment of: The Best Sales Commission Jokes!

If you find that you need something more than a few jokes to keep your team motivated, consider commission software. Core Commissions can cut a commission administrator’s workload by 85 percent. Take a closer look at what we can do for you here. In the meantime, enjoy a few jokes. (If you haven’t already, check out part one of our Best Sales Commission Jokes.

Laughter is the second best incentive to keep your commission managers motivated.

Sales Commission Jokes

A young man is reaching the end of a job interview for an entry-level sales position.
The sales manager concludes by asking: “And what starting salary were you looking for?”
The applicant replies: “$130K base would be fine.
The sales manager says: “And what would you say to a Christmas bonus, un-capped commissions, free gym membership, a generous superannuation plan, a fully maintained company car, and perhaps your own personal secretary?”
The young man sits up and says: “Wow! Are you joking?”
The sales manager responds: “YES, but you started it!”

Did you hear about the traveling pasta salesman?
His commission was pennes on the dollar.

There are 3 types of commission administrators. 
Those who can count and those who can’t.

A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for a commission administrator
Her friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire a commission administrator a short while ago?”
The business owner replies, “That’s the commission administrator I’ve been searching for.”

A salesperson was fired from their job selling amplifiers. 
They didn’t achieve the sufficient volume of sales.

What do you call a commission administrator without a spreadsheet
A Core Commissions administrator!

Let’s keep your commission management team happy all year long. Drop us a line for more info or we can schedule a free demo for you. Once you find out how well Core Commissions can handle your complex commission plans, it might make you giggle with glee!

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